wordinary

i invented a new word to insult myself with, and, with nothing better to do, took it a step further and submitted this to wiktionary.org and urbandictionary.com:

Wordinary

"Wordinary" was coined by entertainment writer Jay Morgans to describe poor written or verbal skills by personalities with a false sense of intelligence or wit. It is often categorized by the circular verbiage or cliche ideas.

Also, "wordinaries," complete volumes of work by a particular author without merit, or to describe a group of people usually found at poetry readings or shopping malls dressed in black Hot Topic clothes refering to themselves as "poets" or "artists," sometimes while quoting Marilyn Manson or Avril Lavigne.

examples:
1. "All the girls giggled, but it was clear his approach was merely wordinary."

2. "A wordinary volume, it serves itself best when gutted and used as an ashtray."

3. "All I wanted was a drink, but wordinaries were staging a reading at the pub."